That's So Manual!

Holographic Skirt: Forever 21

Einstein Sweater: Forever 21

Rollerblades: Target

Sunnies: Michael Kors

Well, I was called someone's kryptonite the other day, so I've been feeling spacey, hence the outfit. Just kidding, the outfit is not a reflection of how I've been feeling, but I was feeling quite out of it today and Ape said my outfit was very spacey, so maybe I unintentionally expressed my insides on the outside. Anyways, I've been itching to wear my holographic skirt ever since I got it and I thought that rollerblading at the beach was the perfect occasion for the futuristic skirt. Going with the weird theme, I threw on my Einstein sweater. I really dig this sweater because I think it's so strange and awkward that it is cool. Then, I tied my hair in a high ponytail and threw on my Michael Kors sunnies in anticipation of the bright sun. 

Strangely, it was super overcast at the beach. The fog and the light created this bizarre surreal atmosphere. I felt like I was at a Spring Breakers photo shoot or something. Thus, I really wanted to find an Alien-looking dude to snap photos with to complete the whole Spring Breakers vibe. We ran into some Cali skater bros that fit the bill, but Carrie wouldn't let me snap a photo with them. She told me later that they were talking about me after I skated off into the distance and were all, "She's hot. Do you think she's down?" Therefore, it was probably for the best that Carrie convinced me out of asking them for a photo or they might have gotten the wrong idea. Sigh, creepers, mang. I, personally, like skater bros, though, because I think they are really chill and the way they speak fascinates me. According to Carrie, they were also muttering foreign slang, like "That's so manual!" I do not even know what 'manual' means but I like it and want to start yelling THAT'S SO MANUAL, so if someone could inform me, it'd be greatly appreciated. Anyways, we all had a dandy time rollerblading around the beach in the creepy golden atmosphere. I know I've said this several times already, but I really really do not want to leave. California is perfect. 

Quote of the Day: "The universe was trying to get you to meet up with him, but you were like 'No Universe, I am taking an earlier flight', so the Universe was like, 'Ok, I am going to steal your bag.'"

#help